December 2011
54 posts
Don't get on tumblr for two weeks=lose half your...
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
child predator: I have candy come in my van
me: no thanks
predator: I have wifi come in my van
me: ok
mom: let me see your blog.
me:
me:
me: *throws computer out of window*
me: what blog?
13 year old girls the day before mj died: ewww michael jackson is such a creep lol why is he white i thought he was black LOL look at that umbrella he carrys around ew i hope he doesnt rape me he's a raper hes so gross stop touching little boys PEDOFILE
13 year old girls the day mj died: Rest In Peace one of the most talented men to ever grace the music industry. You touched so many hearts and will be missed forever
Mom: Wouldn't you feel better if you did something productive on your day off?
Me: No.
Doctor: Are you sexually active
Me: Does it look like anything would want to have sex with this